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YO MOMMA SO FAT
Yo Momma is so fat that when she sits on a penny a booger popped out of Lincoln's
nose.

Yo Momma so fat, when she went to the Zoo, the Zoo Keeper said: "Stop that Elephant!"

Yo Momma is so fat when she goes to the beach the whales sing out "we are family!"

Yo Momma so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "sorry, only one person at a time"

Yo Momma so fat when she sits on the toilet seat it starts singing "A-B-C-D-E-F-G Get
your FAT ASS off of me".

Yo Momma so fat people drive limousines around her, but run out of gas before there
done.

Yo Momma so fat when she wears Stiletto Heels she strikes Oil.

Yo Momma so fat she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.

Yo Momma is so fat even God can't lift her Spirits.

Yo Momma so fat that when she sat on a Monster Truck she made it Low Rider!

Yo Momma so fat if you stand on her stomach you could high - five god.

Yo Momma so fat that when I told her to haul ass she had to make two trips.

Yo Momma so fat he clothes size is Bitch Lose Some Weight!

Yo Momma so fat when she goes Bungee jumping off a Bridge, the Bridge comes down
with her.

Yo Momma so fat she doesn't fit on a map.

Yo Momma so fat when she puts on a red jacket all the kids yell Kool
-Aid !!!

Yo Momma so fat Hollywood uses her as a safety net.

Yo Momma so fat, she doesn't fit in a joke.

Yo Momma so fat when she puts on a yellow jacket people shout "TAXI!"

Yo Momma so fat that when she pushed the up button on the elevator it went down!

Yo Momma so fat she doesn't have lint in her belly button, she has sweaters.

Yo momma so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

Yo Momma so fat, you have to roll twice to get off her.

Yo Momma is so fat w
hen she bent over she got arrested for selling crack.

Yo Momma is so fat when she rolled off the edge of a 400 ft high building she bounced
right back up.

Yo Momma is so fat when she walked down the sidewalk the people weren't laughing
but the sidewalk was cracking up.

Yo Momma so fat when she sat on Walmart she lowered the prices.

Yo Momma is so fat she jumped in the ocean and ALL of the water came out.

Yo Momma so fat scientists have a theory that she sunk the Titanic.

Yo Momma so fat, when she goes to the beach, Greenpeace keeps trying to throw her
back in the ocean.

Yo Momma so fat when she saw the school bus she yelled " STOP THE TWINKIE !"

Yo Momma so fat when she jumps for joy she gets stuck.


YO MOMMA SO UGLY
Yo Momma so ugly...she was in a beauty pageant with one other girl and came in 3rd.

Yo Momma so ugly she can trick or treat on the phone.

Yo Momma so ugly when she goes to a strip club the
y pay her to keep her clothes ON.


YO MAMMA SO NASTY


YO MAMM
A SO POOR
Yo Momma so poor, when i saw her kicking a can down the street, i said What'cha doin'.
She said Movin
'!


YO MAMMA SO STUPID
Yo Momma so Stupid she called you a son of a bitch.

Yo Momma so Stupid .. she bought a wig with a chin-strap.

Yo Momma so Stupid .. she told everyone she bought a brand new car. I said what kind
you get? She said a Ford ASIS!

Yo Momma so Stupid she tried to get change f
or a penny.

Yo Momma so Stupid she puts comment notes in the 'tips' jar at restaurants

Yo Momma so Stupid she got ran over by a parked car

Yo Momma so Stupid she stared at a orange juice box 4 6 hours b
ecause it said
concentrate

Yo Momma so Stupid when they asked her where KFC came from she said "Oregon!".

YO MAMMA SUCH A HO

YO MAMMA IS LIKE A
Yo Momma is like a mosquito-u hav to slap her to stop suckin

Yo Momma is like a chineeze buffe...it's 3 bucks,and it's all u can eat. XD

Yo Momma is like a doorknob every one gets a turn ;\

Yo Momma is like a vacuum: She sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in a closet.

Yo Momma is like a bowling ball she gets picked up fingered, thrown in the gutter and
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