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Yo Momma is so fat, when people ask her what time it is, she says "what time zone"..

Yo Momma so fat she uses bacon flavored lip gloss.

Yo Momma so fat she was Godzilla's stunt double.

Yo Momma is so fat I slapped her ass on Friday and it was still jiggling on Monday.

Yo Momma is so fat she irons' her clothes on the driveway.

Yo Momma was so fat when she sits on a Gamecube, it turns into a Game Boy.

Yo Momma so fat, w
hen ever she turns around her family throws a welcome back
party.

Yo Momma so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the doorway.

Yo Momma is so fat she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck.

Yo Momma so fat she uses the planets to play 9 ball pool .

Yo Momma so fat, when the house burned down we used her underwear for a tent.

Yo Momma so fat she works at the movie theater as the screen.

Yo Momma so fat we're in her right now.

Yo Momma so fat the only way to get her through the door is by greasing it and
holding a box of twinkies on the other side.

Yo mamma's so fat her body fat percentage is 100.

Yo Momma so fat, when she went to the store, they thought she was the delivery truck.

Yo Momma so fat, she comes from both sides of the family.

Yo Momma so fat, when she wore a Malcolm X jacket a helicopter tried to land on her.

Yo Momma so fat, your daddy's still climbing.

Yo Momma so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

Yo Momma so fat her passport has to be taken by satellite.

Yo Momma so fat, when she wears black she looks like outer space with no stars.

Yo Momma so fat, when she went on a scale it said ''Sorry, we don't do live stock.''

Yo Momma so fat she was overthrown by a small militia and is now known as the
Republic of your Mom.

Yo Momma is so fat, when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating virus the doctors
gave her 17 years to live.

Yo Momma so fat that her belt size is the equator.

Yo Momma is so fat, when she took her shirt off I used it as a camping tent.

Yo Momma so fat it takes a bus, 2 trains and an a
irplane to get around her once.

Yo Momma is so fat she's got more rolls than a bakery shop.

Yo momma so fat she don't need the Internet because she's WORLDWIDE!!

Yo Momma is so fat when she tripped over in the middle of the road I had to swerve
the car round her and
I ran out a gas.

Yo Momma is so fat when she was thrown out of the plane she got stuck in the air.

Yo Momma is so fat Dora can
't even explore her!

Yo Momma so fat she jumped into the air and got stuck.

Yo Momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out.

Yo Momma is so fat whenever she turns around its her Birthday again.

Yo Momma is so fat she farts el Nino.

Yo Momma so fat she had to get baptised at Sea World.

Yo Momma so fat, even Jesus can
't lift her spirits.

Yo Momma so fat when I climbed up on top of her I burned my ass on the light bulb.

Yo Momma so fat she DJ
's for the Ice Cream Truck.

Yo Momma so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet.

Yo Momma so fat her Skates went flat.

Yo Momma so fat when her Beeper goes off people think she is backing up.

Yo Momma so fat when she was born she didn't get a birth certificate, she got blue
prints.

Yo Momma is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to EVERYONE!

Yo Momma is so fat that w
hen she wanted a water mattress, they put a sheet over the
ocean.

Yo Momma so fat that when she went to school she sat next to everybody!!!

Yo Momma is so fat
I rolled over her twice I was still on her.

Yo Momma fat so she walked in front of the TV and I missed three commercials.

Yo Momma so fat she had to give your dad directions.

Yo Momma so fat she gets her undies from the Parachute Company.

Yo Momma is so fat when she Bungee jumped she went straight to HELL!

Yo Momma is so fat her blood type is Ragu.

Yo Momma is so fat she stepped on a dollar and made change.

Yo Momma so fat, I ran around her got lost.

Yo Momma so fat, she stepped on the dogs tail and you had to rename the dog
beaver.

Yo Momma so fat, when she farted Al Gore sued her for global warming.

Yo Momma so fat, when she cuts herself shaving Milkshakes come out!!!

Yo Momma so fat she needs a Map to find her ass.

Yo Momma is so fat, she went to KFC and said "Can I have the Bucket on the Roof
please ?"

Yo Momma is so fat the Bus got hit by her.

Yo Momma so fat, she was in the middle of the road and when I tried to drive around
her I ran out of gas.

Yo Momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Chinese phone book.

Yo Momma so fat that when God said let there be light, he had to tell her to move her
fat ass.

Yo Momma so fat, when she walks down the street the kids go "the School Bus is
here!"

Yo Momma so fat, Jabba the Hut said "Damn!!!"

Yo Momma so fat, she filled up the bath tub and then turned on the water!  

Yo Momma so fat, she uses the ocean as her bathtub!

Yo Momma is so fat that when she sits around the house she literally sits around the
house.

Yo Momma is so fat she stepped on a scale it said her phone number.

Yo Momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 it was on the scale

Yo Momma so fat when she stepped on a scale it said one at a time please.

Yo Momma so fat , when you yelled,"Kool
-Aid!", she came crashing through the wall.

Yo Momma
so fat she can't even touch her nose!

Yo Momma so fat...they made a movie about her..."Around yo Mamma in 80 Days!"

Yo Momma so fat that when she had a period people called it the red mile.

Yo Momma so fat, she uses a bed mattress as a maxi pad!
YO MAMMA JOKES 2
Kuzzit
Wuzz-it ? It's Kuzzit! Kuzzit
is best friends with 4 and he
watches out for Baby. Does
he have one arm or two?
That remains a mystery.
Also, he loves Yo Momma
jokes. Here are some of his
favorites. :D
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