YO MOMMA SO OLD JOKES. :-)
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YO MOMMA SO OLD JOKES. :-)
Yo Momma is so old the dead sea scrolls are her journal.

Yo Momma is so old, her birth certificate says expired.

Yo Momma is so old Moses was in her yearbook!!!!!  

Yo Momma is so old she sat behind Jesus in 3rd grade.

Yo Momma so old, her breast milk turned into powder.

Yo momma is so old she made the dinosaurs look young.

Yo Momma so old she dated Fred Flintstone.

Yo Momma is so old she dated Jesus.

Yo Momma so old, when a cop asked her for a driver's license she gave him a rock.

Yo Momma so old her Social Security card number is 1.

Yo Momma so old that on top of her pussy its signed "T-Rex"

Yo Momma so old she knew Burger King when he was a Prince.

Yo Momma is so old I took her to see Jurassic Park and she had flash backs!

Yo Momma is so old she saw the Passion of the Christ, live!!!

Yo Momma so old that when I slapped her on the back, her tits fell off.

Yo Momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo Momma so old her first picture was a Cave Drawing.

Yo Momma so old she saw the Universe being born.

Yo Momma so old she breast feeds powder.

Yo Momma so old Jesus was in her first grade year book!

Yo Momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her Senior Yearbook.

Yo Momma so old she has an autograph signed Bible.
Grandma
Everybody loves Grandma.
Even though she gives real
weird Christmas hugs and kind
of smells like cookie and farts.
If you visit her at the Nursing
home she'll give you some hard
candy and a check for 5 dollars!
;-) Grandma loves Yo Momma
So Old jokes. Here are some
of her favorites. :D
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